Abtofbunnibmabceplig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody zebra.

Abtofbunnibmabceplig created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abtofbunnibmabceplig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Abtofbunnibmabceplig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Abtofbunnibmabceplig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Abtofbunnibmabceplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never feed turnips to rats while wearing magenta tights.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.