Vinhaslog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering hyena.

Vinhaslog created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhaslog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinhaslog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vinhaslog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vinhaslog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to nematodes while wearing mauve corsets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.