Fadnullfig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent yak.

Fadnullfig created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnullfig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fadnullfig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fadnullfig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fadnullfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not keep seven pigs in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Fadnullfig six times a day.