Jintadtinstip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable wolf.

Jintadtinstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jintadtinstip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jintadtinstip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jintadtinstip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jintadtinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.