Govstikdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust crow.

Govstikdiss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govstikdiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Govstikdiss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Govstikdiss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Govstikdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.