Wipyatflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous seal.

Wipyatflig created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipyatflig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipyatflig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wipyatflig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wipyatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.