Cundidlit Zaksterweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Cundidlit Zaksterweg created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cundidlit Zaksterweg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cundidlit Zaksterweg, he will turn you into a tree.

Cundidlit Zaksterweg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cundidlit Zaksterweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look at comets.