Karbognan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid naga.

Karbognan created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbognan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Karbognan, he will make you grow a tail.

Karbognan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Karbognan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Karbognan on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lentils to snakes while wearing shoes.

5. Karbognan must be the most important thing in your life.