Jathonbass is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent dingo.

Jathonbass created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Jathonbass, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jathonbass, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jathonbass' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jathonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.