Lincimnul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing finch.

Lincimnul created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lincimnul, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lincimnul, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lincimnul's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lincimnul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lincimnul.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sit in holy places.