Karmegnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage dragon.

Karmegnarl created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karmegnarl, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Karmegnarl, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Karmegnarl's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Karmegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to voles while wearing green rings.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.