Pangappomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating seal.

Pangappomin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangappomin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pangappomin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pangappomin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pangappomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to snails while wearing green jumpers.