Kapcencibveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able squid.

Kapcencibveg created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapcencibveg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapcencibveg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kapcencibveg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kapcencibveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Always obey Kapcencibveg's priests.