Hudyimzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate wombat.

Hudyimzak created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudyimzak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudyimzak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hudyimzak's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hudyimzak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.