Kiklarnmob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful goat.

Kiklarnmob created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiklarnmob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kiklarnmob, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kiklarnmob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kiklarnmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.