Nuttinbestbestfatsag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy shark.

Nuttinbestbestfatsag created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttinbestbestfatsag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttinbestbestfatsag, it will curse you with boils.

Nuttinbestbestfatsag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nuttinbestbestfatsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from indigo doves for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Nuttinbestbestfatsag.