Somsaktin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, pitiless dragonfly.

Somsaktin created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somsaktin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somsaktin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Somsaktin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Somsaktin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Somsaktin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing pink kilts.