Kiktailtig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive alligator.

Kiktailtig created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kiktailtig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kiktailtig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kiktailtig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kiktailtig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. You must love Kiktailtig.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Kiktailtig loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about badgers.