Capfossflaglipgupfut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet raccoon.

Capfossflaglipgupfut created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Capfossflaglipgupfut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Capfossflaglipgupfut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Capfossflaglipgupfut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Capfossflaglipgupfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.