Metyamdot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able fish.

Metyamdot created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Metyamdot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Metyamdot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Metyamdot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Metyamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Metyamdot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.