Rillrowfet is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful
hyena.
Rillrowfet created vertebrates six million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillrowfet, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rillrowfet, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Rillrowfet's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Rillrowfet's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the west.
2. Run away if five whales approach from the east.
3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
4. Never think about dark energy near doves while wearing red shorts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.
5. Always help swans in need.