Sasven is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty gorilla.

Sasven created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasven, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sasven, it will turn you into a goat.

Sasven's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sasven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to swans while wearing violet skirts.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.