Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective armadillo.

Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog, it will turn you into a snail.

Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always obey Nullvogsabgar Tailstragyog's priests.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.