Muthinjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome coyote.

Muthinjarn created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Muthinjarn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Muthinjarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Muthinjarn's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Muthinjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never leap near goats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never look at nebulae.