Queegfodhas Dunranladdamflagkonvag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental grasshopper.

Queegfodhas Dunranladdamflagkonvag created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfodhas Dunranladdamflagkonvag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegfodhas Dunranladdamflagkonvag, he will not invite you to parties.

Queegfodhas Dunranladdamflagkonvag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Queegfodhas Dunranladdamflagkonvag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.