Dadfasmis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty jaguar.

Dadfasmis created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfasmis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadfasmis, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dadfasmis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dadfasmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Dadfasmis.

3. Hide from gray eagles for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.