Vinquambad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy rat.

Vinquambad created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Vinquambad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vinquambad, he will make you grow a tail.

Vinquambad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vinquambad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never feed peas to seals while wearing blue hats.

5. Never eat green fruit.