Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong capybara.

Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom, he will be very sad.

Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pidyatnakmadkomjapnuttsom.

5. Never go into red rooms.