Nilpinmot Madnelmit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, weak dragonfly.

Nilpinmot Madnelmit created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilpinmot Madnelmit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilpinmot Madnelmit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilpinmot Madnelmit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nilpinmot Madnelmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.