Teengessdun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive capybara.

Teengessdun created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Teengessdun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Teengessdun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Teengessdun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Teengessdun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mites approach from the east.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Teengessdun on top of all buildings.