Wegspagsad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy dingo.

Wegspagsad created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegspagsad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegspagsad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wegspagsad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wegspagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never wear shorts.