Nillatcapzag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust fish.

Nillatcapzag created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillatcapzag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillatcapzag, he will turn you into a worm.

Nillatcapzag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nillatcapzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always wear turquoise.