Sawcemdap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive warg.

Sawcemdap created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcemdap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawcemdap, he will turn you into a mole.

Sawcemdap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sawcemdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never hurt mice.