Nardog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing donkey.

Nardog created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nardog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nardog, she will be very sad.

Nardog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nardog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sit near badgers.