Nutbellkad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective mouse.

Nutbellkad created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nutbellkad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutbellkad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nutbellkad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nutbellkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Nutbellkad.

5. Never wear rings.