Funvilpid is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, flying
crow.
Funvilpid created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Funvilpid, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Funvilpid, he will turn you into a slug.
Funvilpid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Funvilpid's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always look after injured rats.
5. Never talk about fire.