Funvilpid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying crow.

Funvilpid created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funvilpid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Funvilpid, he will turn you into a slug.

Funvilpid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Funvilpid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never talk about fire.