Largjipfat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate crane.

Largjipfat created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Largjipfat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largjipfat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Largjipfat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Largjipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Largjipfat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Largjipfat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must love Largjipfat.