Ortnurrapfob is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise cat.

Ortnurrapfob created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortnurrapfob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ortnurrapfob, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ortnurrapfob's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ortnurrapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the west.

2. Never wear magenta skirts.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat spinach.