Tiffobnat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful jackal.

Tiffobnat created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiffobnat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiffobnat, she will strike you with lightening.

Tiffobnat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tiffobnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tiffobnat's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if eight voles approach from the east.

5. Respect your elders.