Sabkantar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful monkey.

Sabkantar created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkantar, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sabkantar, she will turn you into a goat.

Sabkantar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sabkantar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sabkantar's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.