Cibtagquarttagsidbugloop Car is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient grasshopper.

Cibtagquarttagsidbugloop Car created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtagquarttagsidbugloop Car, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibtagquarttagsidbugloop Car, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cibtagquarttagsidbugloop Car's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cibtagquarttagsidbugloop Car's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing orange dresses and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.