Cepabhimlakzandogbonrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing gorilla.

Cepabhimlakzandogbonrut created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepabhimlakzandogbonrut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cepabhimlakzandogbonrut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cepabhimlakzandogbonrut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cepabhimlakzandogbonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never sing in the presence of otters.