Bellflapzedzimcudpom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish bat.

Bellflapzedzimcudpom created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bellflapzedzimcudpom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellflapzedzimcudpom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bellflapzedzimcudpom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bellflapzedzimcudpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Bellflapzedzimcudpom loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Do not chop down trees.