Madgedstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, compassionate armadillo.

Madgedstig created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgedstig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madgedstig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madgedstig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Madgedstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Madgedstig's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never paint your legs yellow.