Dankintun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest jellyfish.

Dankintun created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dankintun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dankintun, she will turn you into a goat.

Dankintun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dankintun's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dankintun on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dankintun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never think about asteroids.