Dadbusjap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-knowing hare.

Dadbusjap created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadbusjap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadbusjap, he will be very unhappy.

Dadbusjap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dadbusjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Dadbusjap first in all things.

4. Do not take Dadbusjap's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing blue ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your legs.