Wipdodbabnull Nullart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid crane.

Wipdodbabnull Nullart created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdodbabnull Nullart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipdodbabnull Nullart, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wipdodbabnull Nullart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wipdodbabnull Nullart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing purple corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing turquoise shirts.