Bemragmum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic porpoise.

Bemragmum created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemragmum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bemragmum, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bemragmum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bemragmum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Put Bemragmum first in all things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.