Dutlarnomin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered rhinoceros.

Dutlarnomin created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutlarnomin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutlarnomin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dutlarnomin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dutlarnomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. You must love Dutlarnomin.

5. Never look at moons.