Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful butterfly.

Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast, he will make you grow a tail.

Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Bammut Botdotwot Mabnilbast on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Retreat if four dogs approach from the north.

5. Hide from indigo porpoises for they are unholy.